The Canisian Creed
I believe in Almighty Dog the father
Maker of piss and shit
And his only begotten pup
Our lord
Begotten not made
Spot of spot
One substance with the father
Who for us men came down
From Doggie Heaven
Was incarnate by the Holy Stud
Of the Virgin Bitch
He was chloroformed for us
Under the leash of Fido
He suffered and was buried
On the third day he rose and
Ascended to Doggie Heaven
From thence he shall come to sniff
The quick and the dead
I believe in one holy smelly Kennel
In the pup's lick for the
Remission of sin
For the unearthing of the bones
Of the dead and
Mondo Cane to come
Amen
Jack--
Dedicated to Dar and the Holy Church
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